I: There.
Me: What?
I: I deleted my Twitter account.
Myself: Again???
Me: WTF?!?!?! Why???
I: Nothing.
Myself: What do you mean? 'Nothing'? What kind of answer is that?
I: Yep, that's the truth. That's the correct answer. Because of...nothing.
Me & Myself: ...
God: :-)